Cracked Coconut

Australia's PM, John Winston Howard (from here on referred to as Joh-Ho) is starting to look just a little nervous.



Sacrificing Human Services Minister Ian Campbell, in order to smear more Brian Burke dirt on Kevin Rudd seems to have backfired, with the muck falling away from Rudd like fried egg from a teflon saucepan.

Joh-Ho's army of sycophantic cyborgs - Ruddock, Abbott, Nelson, Minchin - will continue to spew the Government's doctrine, but some of the government backbenchers must be uneasy.



Its only 241 days till the next election - Thanks Ms Fits .




Backbencher 1 - "If the big coconut doesn't stick his finger in the dyke, it the end of me."

Backbencher 2 - "I don't feel like being flushed down the U-bend with that big turd........cant we do some thing."

Backbencher 1 - "We can't put Costello in charge.....The iceberg won't survive being towed to Canberra.......not enough substance"

Backbencher 2 - "Public won't buy it.....look at that smirk....you think he'd get that surgically corrected."

Backbencher 1 - "No-one else....we're stuffed.... the cabinet's full of frickin apple-polishers. No talent"

Backbencher 2 - Except......

Backbencher 1 - You thinking about.......

Backbencher 2 - Yep.....

Backbencher 1 - He's in a hurry. He's not interested in support positions. He's.....

Backbencher 2 - A republican! Yeah...........Joh-Ho's battlers will like that!

Backbencher 1 - Turnbull....you bloody lifesaver!