AFL player manager blues

AFL player welfare officers spend a lot of their time pulling players out of scraps and out of pubs and nightspots.

Helps to protect the player, the club and The Game.

Whilst inconvenient, its usually not that difficult  to enter a pub, way after curfew, kick 'budding-champion' in the backside and lead him by the collar back to Mummy's.

Not so easy at the West Coast.......

 

Player manager knocks on door of bikie club headquarters.....

Large metal door opened by large, annoyed bikie-type....

Player manager - Good morning. I'm the player welfare officer from the West Coast Eagles.

Bikie - Grrrrrrrrr

Player manager - Are any of our players here??

Bikie - Grrrrrrrrrr

Player Manager - Its past their bedtime..........

Bikie reaches for baseball bat.

Player manager - Can I have my players back.....Please.......If that's OK.

Bikie - Grrrrrrrrrrr

Closes door.